Dog Pee on My Lips- By Request
its monday- i've already been to the swimming pool- swam 2000 m, my arms are killing me- went to the gym- pumped it up there for a good hour.. I've just finished baking christmas cookies- shortbread.
I actually tried to put on some christmas music and bake- cuz i coudlnt' really see the tv, so i thought music would be good.. went to load up the ol sony- and put the cd up to my chest to pry it open..only it was kind of sticky.. it was sorta wet- and it stunk like.. fantastic-... then i looked around and my hands .. and everything was yellow- my dog had pissed on like.. 3 cds that were just on the floor or wherever...so grossed out i nearly barfed. Anyway- washed my hands but something still smelled- on my sweatshirt- i put my nose up to the wet spot- forgetting thats where i put the cd to open it- and.. yep.. PEE ON MY LIPS!!!!
DOG PEE ON MY LIPS!!!
nearly in tears i ripped off my sweatshirt and washed my face with antibacterial hand soap
not a good time baking today



























